Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…
In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…
Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion
You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself
Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it
It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…
The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say
The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes
You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar
Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…
A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway