The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status
People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money
The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven
Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare
Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…
When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie
We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains
Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want
A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t