Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…
I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife
Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth
Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing
The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it
The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass
When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved
Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do
Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see
Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously
I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it