Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning
They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe
In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure
The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…
Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…
The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening
There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:
You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor
The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me