When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is
When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:
God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way
Our civilization has gotten around God’s injunction to be our brother… by being our little brother’s book…
It is often wondered whether the v… People of the Book are reading fiction or non-fiction but since they are each reading an… of a relationship that is phenomen…
We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable
I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
Easy to please but problematic to appease
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill
The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick
My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it