What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job
We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups
Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there
The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type
I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want
We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–
A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him
When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…
A poem is like a dream In that it shows us the truth Without telling it Because, truth be told There’s no telling
If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over