The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–
Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator
On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…
A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development
Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want
In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you
Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary
No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense
It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast
In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,