I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case
The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–
Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?
The ego (that’s you) is a symptom of lack (that’s nothing)
I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose
There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter
You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them
You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet
I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune