If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
Read between the lines: We are behind enemy lines
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?
Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…
In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”
I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light
Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell
The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you
Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions
You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location