Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life
After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked
With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method
Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn
Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done
No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case
The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures
Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking
Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–
My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center
It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral
We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed
A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…