In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement
If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
She may have lost the 2016 electio… but Hillary Clinton can claim a moral tie
Father knows best practice is to ask your mother
Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry
For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all
Panic in the feeds of Towson Panic in the feeds of Baltimore I sunder too, myself Could life ever obtain again The world wide feeds that load you…
Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut