A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…
I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it
At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…
When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become
If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
By now, everybody knows Rick Deck… So, we know that when replicants r… from slave labor they are hunted down and “retired”… in service to the true humans
The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something
Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi
You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task