Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace
Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism
The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty
I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…
Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…
In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…
When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering s… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…
You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling