God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen
I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current
They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep
Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell
After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree
God took the risk of betting on us Because He made us to embrace ris… God is betting that we pass our on… What are you willing to risk your… a. Everything
The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times
In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war
Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste
A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time
When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late