In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh
In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics
It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until
Never Win Anything
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable
Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as
I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it
Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down
Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off
The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation
In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error
We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing