My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes
In the contest for your soul The devil has to play by God’s ru… You can’t ever get what you want Because you always become what you…
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…
The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured
I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection
Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs
When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize
God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds
Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…