Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary
The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider
The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews
I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself
When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice
If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in