I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface
Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death
In all my dreams of flying my life has come
When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie
“A quantum state is not an element… instead, it represents the degrees… about the possible outcomes of mea… Just so: A mental state is not an element o…
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…
The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone
Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither
Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…
Life is a give and take And since he’ll never give any cri… Because he can’t take any criticis… A people pleaser is the walking de…
The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure
I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat
We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail
If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it