My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after
Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled
Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…
People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold
A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you
It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic
Mehmet Murat ildan is correct when he says “Man has only one face, but a thousand masks” I would only add that
Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself
When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one
Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–
My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up
What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire
Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.