No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity
The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
When postmodern nihilism governs w… Western elites govern by playing i… Because nothing is worth the risk
In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…
When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job
If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task
It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until
You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift
Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…