Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print
When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him
It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that
I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort
Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road
The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures
Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost
For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…
In fragile civilizations Power is used to acquire status And status is just for decoration In resilient civilizations Self-sacrifice is recognized as th…
You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia