When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape
Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack
On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit
And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws
In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed
Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms
A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him
True belonging Allows for truth So, we belong to no one Even though we deserve each other
You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor
If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful
On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…
I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that