At bottom crypto mining is just another form of extracting fossil fuels But the crypt keeper knows that the best way to hide somethin…
Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works
In a twist in hell there are no consequences
You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling
Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people
When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any
Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you
It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint
My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,
Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors
Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads