Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane
The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood
I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken
It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
It was always an intriguing though… to imagine knowing the date of you… until AI in a thought experiment of its own reimagined death
We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me
The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true
Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…
When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so
The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor
In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology