No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case
If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value
Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,
People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish
I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim
Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless
For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant
Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun
If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty
Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life
If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…
Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs