People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway
The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet
A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine
The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone
Loving others is the only sure sou… Why do we love them? Just for being there and enabling…
To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego
There is only one product but infinite ways to package it
X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates
In the analog it was enough to consider the source Now, in the digital you must consider the source code:
Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…