In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing
All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost
Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…
The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…
Evil is cruelty plus pleasure
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it
The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least
I will gladly suffer fools for love