I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself
You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…
My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
Even when religion is about the symbolic it must guard against fundamentalism But when religion
A poem is like a dream In that it shows us the truth Without telling it Because, truth be told There’s no telling
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound
If you need to be in control Your life becomes a reaction Because human beings can have all… Just as long as It’s damage control
Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…
As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that
On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…
The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb
Globalization is the Titanic The United States dollar is the hull that keeps the Titanic af… And US debt default is
Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod