The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job
In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results
The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold
Art is where the Symbolic meets the Real forming a liminal space between meaning and its absence AI-generated art is where the Unr…
You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared
Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass
A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…
The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure
Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated
I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it