Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth
I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering s… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death
It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…
If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure
Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn
Inborn intelligence used to be tak… but for some time now it’s gone un… With Artificial Intelligence it c… although after insertion it’s alwa… Nevertheless, everyone seems perfe…
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter
The less you need to control the more powerful you
God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!