We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought
We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle
Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law
Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…
The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…
I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it
And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…
100% of success is showing up on time
If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over
If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem
Unsatisfied with the miracle of li… Peaceful transfer of power in serv… The peace movement plans to establ… A mostly peaceful monopoly on powe…
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering s… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews
Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome
Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a