The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:
As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other
The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick
Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought
Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off
We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable
On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death
After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner
Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…
Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;
If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing
I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths
Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist