I don’t get mad I get odd
I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events
I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting
Where the Cold War was Spy vs. Spy The Psyberwar is Psy vs. Psy
You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself
God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?
It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…
It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece
Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage
I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife
You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl
At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…
As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working
We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles