By : Rafika Pahud
I don’t trust nobody. I love my family like a big hotdog… Yo mama is a fat biyatch. You a stupid tall Italian man in… Religion is everywhere and it’s ma…
I love the smell of Bronwyn’s hai… She likes drinking a glass of lemo… She loves making vanilla cupcakes… She likes drawing doodles cuz they… She likes my mommy cuz she makes…
I don’t want to leave my parents. I definitely don’t want to grow up… I have spinach stuck between my te… I love dipping my chocolate chip c… I love eating dinosaur shaped nugg…
You can’t control me mother cuz I… I live in Switzerland to look at… I can’t live a lie that is war tor… Life doesn’t change just keeps bei… Bumper sticker called love Jesus…
Eat your chocolate brownie, Missy… Laugh and drink Moroccan mint tea… Handle your precious white face wi… Buy a purple purse that goes along… Be a hurricane and enter a world o…
I love Milou bear cuz he is such… I like eating my vanilla ice cream… I like eating chicken quesadillas… I drive a Mercedes Benz to keep u… I like eating hot sauce on my meat…
You betcha I like eating cookie d… I love my father cuz he is my insu… I pretended for a long time that… I gotta get married so I can get… Don’t call me stupid my mother sai…
The only purpose you have is to fu… You sit down and you look pretty… You have these nice curves and a b… You read your lyrical romantic po… You sing a happy lullaby and sip y…
Lady Tremaine is a beautiful but… She is a goddess of the autumn bal… Lady Tremaine has perfect white… She is the stepmother of Cinderel… Lady Tremaine’s beauty is so mali…
What fuck was I placed in? Where is my wife? Religions are strange. Like how long is this thing called… Who are you people?
The mother hen watches her small helpless fragile chicks with anticipation to cuddle with her and coo niceties to her like cluck cluck cluck. The big freaking mother hen is a lover of m...
The reality was nobody knew anybody in those high school classrooms. So we were just told to sit in those goddamn awful chairs and do the work without complaint. I didn’t like how I can...
Religions are really weird cuz no one knows anybody so everything is really hush hush secret. These so called parents are just children trying to control little human lives so they say...
Look, I’m gonna change my diapers… I’m gonna eat chocolate pudding to… I can buy carrots from the superma… I have a job that I sell clothes… I can drink a fresh cup of lemon i…
I made a friend today mom. I ate a hotdog today mom. I love Julie’s pancakes mom. I love Oreo cookies mom. I cry at the film Titanic mom cuz…