#AmericanWriters
Your hopeless patients will live, Your healthy patients will die. I have only this word to give: Wonder, and find out why
There is one thing that ought to b… Which is that people ought to be t… I don’t mean the kind of apologies… Because I think that is sort of s… No, I object to one kind of apolo…
Behold the duck. It does not cluck. A cluck it lacks. It quacks. It is specially fond
I test my bath before I sit, And I’m always moved to wondermen… That what chills the finger not a… Is so frigid upon the fundament.
When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn; So many I loved were not yet dead… So many I love were not yet born.
The truth I do not stretch or sho… When I state that the dog is full… I’ve also found, by actual test, A wet dog is the lovingest.
Affection is a noble quality; It leads to generosity and jollity… But it also leads to breach of pro… If you go around lavishing it on r…
Enter, breath; Breath, slip out; Blood, be channeled, And wind about. O, blessed breath and blood which…
I don’t mind eels Except as meals. And the way they feels.
As I was going to St. Ives I met a man with seven lives; Seven lives, In seven sacks, Like seven beeves
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up.
The cow is of bovine ilk; One end is moo, the other is milk.
The people upstairs all practise b… Their living room is a bowling all… Their bedroom is full of conducted… Their radio is louder than yours, They celebrate week-ends all the w…
The hunter crouches in his blind ‘Neath camouflage of every kind And conjures up a quacking noise To lend allure to his decoys This grown-up man, with pluck and…
Celery, raw Develops the jaw, But celery, stewed, Is more quietly chewed.