This black moth flew in the front door of the living room the other night and has been up
That’s a very big tree and a boy scout could climb it with all the right gear. But it’s a condominium, too. You would disturb families.
After services on Sunday the old Marlboro man puts his Bible under his arm and talks to his pastor through a hole in his neck.
Larry and Bob have the same birth… Their friends at the Gathering Pl… where they plan to celebrate the y… Larry says his children will take… for a nice dinner and it will be g…
How are things, Adolph? This is Brian, from NBC. Thanks for the interview. It will air in September if the network brings me back.
If you’re a reprobate in recovery you have to be careful what you do… You’re no different than an alcoho… always in danger of falling again. At least an alcoholic has a diseas…
There’s a football field between u… I’m in one of the end zones bellow… and you’re in the other one bawlin… the cliffs of your cheekbones streaked with mascara.
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for one who is rich to enter the kingdom of God, Jesus told his disciples.
Thunder and lightning at first, as I understand it, and then the moon will split in half and disappear and the stars will go dark
The older I get the more beautiful they are without exception Donal Mahoney
Handsome is as handsome does, Jeanie always said, when Donald was away on business.
And so I’ll tell old Max, and maybe he will listen, it’s time to call the plumber in and tell him,
hillary dillary dock monica ran up bill’s sock the clock struck three bill said whee hillary dillary dock
We’re all salmon swimming upstream until the job’s done. Some of us know it and some of us don’t.
The tale’s a parable and it scares Bill more than any creepy clown hiding behind a tree