He wants to be fair to both sides because there’s an election coming soon so he tells his side every day
A spelunker he was from adolescence on. An outdoorsman with the best equipment exploring caves
How many times have I said I’m through teasing myself, through pretending I don’t enjoy the wreath of a woman
Someone has to cut the grass Molly tells Bill dozing off in his recliner too weary to cut it. For years a vet from Vietnam
You take care now, Harold, and don’t slip on the ice looking for a good bookstore on the streets of Chicago. Print is dead, Harold,
Other than death there’s no way to escape them unless you’re a hummingbird
Black lives matter in different ways to different people in the American rainbow especially bus companies
If I owned a magazine I’d publish folks who agree with me as long as they remained abstract,
Twin sons in different cities decked out in new suits fly home for the holidays arrive at the airport
Long article in the paper this morning stops Tim from gobbling his bacon and eggs. Bears are starving in the woods. Too many cubs, too little food.
Trumpelstiltskin is a fairy tale not written by the Brothers Grimm… It’s written every day by Fox and… America hears it every hour and half the nation loves it
I don’t know why my wife and I are up at four in the morning sitting in recliners drinking coff… staring at half-hour commercials claiming to cure everything
This just in. In metro St. Louis last night a woman gave birth to a boy in the bathroom of her second-floor apartment.
The tale’s a parable and it scares Bill more than any creepy clown hiding behind a tree
On Sundays Walter gives Pastor J… magazines to read along with comments on his sermons. The pastor loves the magazines but Walter is leaving for another…