When will you understand it’s all about me. The world we live in whirls around my axis. Once you understand
It’s Ramadan and late one evening I walk by a mosque and hear little girls laughing on the sidewalk,
Took the wife to a pancake house the other day. National franchise good food
On the road all week finally it’s Friday and he’s almost home so he calls his wife and says it will be
It’s not Clyde who sleeps in a different doorway every night to avoid the cops and it’s not Wayne who sleeps in the
After 50 years Wilma at her class reunion thinks Waldo’s changed with age that he’s nice now, not the snake she wed
After two thousand years we still have folks who blame the Jews for killing Christ even though Pilate the Gentile could have
Every time we have a big election in America, my wife of many years asks me if I’m going to vote in the primary although she knows I never do because one has to decl…
In England they call it moving house packing everything going someplace else bigger better
Spread 'Em for Anyone Edna had always had trouble with men. It started in high school when Ed… big for her age, hosted the soccer… one by one, provided they won.
When Homer stubs his toe or bumps his elbow, the pain is always piercing but Homer’s a pious man so swearing isn’t for him.
Dreams I can’t remember cause a conflagration fire hoses can’t put out. Dreams I can recall arrive in technicolor.
Through the window I see the sun fire up for the last time today. There are jays in the trees near the meadow,
Trumpelstiltskin is a fairy tale not written by the Brothers Grimm… It’s written every day by Fox and… America hears it every hour and half the nation loves it
It’s a simple procedure I’ve done for years many times a day. You’ll go home this afternoon, take it easy over the weekend,