When you were a boy in 1948 living on a block of bungalows in Chicago right after WWII you had a red wagon you pulled behind your mother
Hillary was at the podium setting the record straight for people who have a problem with the tone of her voice. She said when Bill was
Bill would come every Sunday to his mother’s house after a tough divorce. He’d bring his laundry for his mother to do and then he’d devour the roast beef dinner she always made for him....
Old Yoshiko in Tokyo can’t sleep because her husband snores so she sits in her kimono and eats a few rice cakes with a few sips of saké.
Remember, a blind man can see things a sighted man can’t… So I’ll tell you about her and th… you can tell me whether I’m right. The first time a man meets her,
A drunk on the subway tells another drunk something a bartender told him. He says if the rich guy wins, it will be the first time
Mrs. Ryan keeps her cat inside at… but lets it out at dawn to go anyw… while she’s at work. Every day the… crosses the road to call on the Wi… Mrs. Ryan doesn’t know her cat ca…
After services on Sunday the old Marlboro man puts his Bible under his arm and talks to his pastor through a hole in his neck.
Beneath the bowling-alley bar marquee the rain tonight hammers off the concrete.
This black moth flew in the front door of the living room the other night and has been up
We do our best to avoid the Zika Virus. We smack mosquitoes and avoid tanned folks just back from two weeks in the tropics.
My wife’s upset because I won’t answer the phone in the middle of the night even though the phone’s on my side of the bed.
If I owned a magazine I’d publish folks who agree with me as long as they remained abstract,
After all the tests and the doctor’s explanation she thinks of them not as 20 points of cancer but as 20 rusty nails
Unable to sleep Bill watches preachers on TV after midnight. The preachers warn the Saved Satan is coming to get them. Bill wonders why preachers do this…