Smitty isn’t Schulte. He doesn’t drive a Cadillac and doesn’t hit his wife often any more. Schulte, on the other hand,
The ones we didn’t abort we’re starting to euthanize so no worries there. It’s the ones in the middle still walking around
Melba comes home from the grocery… She was walking away from the dair… He was there with a pregnant girl… He said to Melba, “Ma’m, is this… Melba told him it was margarine.
He wants to do certain things he should have done before old age and illness reaped their harve… The doctor gives him days perhaps a week to breathe
Pastor Homer is a jealous man and Opal gives him fits through 40 years of marriage dancing, laughing kissing other men
It’s midnight in New York and in this tall building Herb and Molly are in bed making love. Molly is a virgin
Bella takes two big pills every morning followed by one each of another three.
If I hadn’t died, I’d still be bouncing along in that Greyhound bus through the mountains swigging a Coke.
Every four years I vote and every four years for the last 40 years the same lady has signed me in
When he was just a boy, they took him to the dump to scavenge, bits of metal, any food that might be eaten. When he became a man,
They’re the oldest couple my wife and I know and we’re no pups either. Peter out for a walk leans on his cane often
There are poems everywhere but you have to find them, a teacher told my class long ago. I was a kid sitting at a desk, cowlicks sprouting from my scalp,
A clerk in a health food store became upset when I said I didn’t see anything I wanted since I wasn’t a vegan or vegetarian and liked my
It’s midnight and I’m too tired to stroll in my Wall Street garden to check on the nightlife among the flowers
When Homer stubs his toe or bumps his elbow, the pain is always piercing but Homer’s a pious man so swearing isn’t for him.