It’s outpatient surgery and she’s running late trying to catch a spider in the kitchen sink. Wants to carry it outside
Happened 40 years ago senior year of college they were engaged to marry in June till he dropped her off
The kitchens of Auschwitz are belching again. Ancient chefs, puffed hats askew, storm once more
Fred’s not a hunter but Animus is a beast he’d hunt down and kill and mount on his wall if he had a clear shot
He lives in the attic of the brownstone down on the corner, been there for years. He’s seen twice a day
Farmer John knows he’s old but didn’t think he was that old until he went to town one day and met a young lady he liked as much as he likes the corn
November’s lovely in the rain, she… from her rocker near the window to no one in particular although the butler’s waiting for her groce… having walked her Pekingese.
My boss has a problem with God or rather a problem with me because I believe in God and he doesn’t. Or so we discover
Our house has a garret I never went up to until I retire… Now I’m up there almost every day unless I have to stay in bed until another spell passes.
I told my wife the other night when she came back to bed my feet were cold so now’s the time for me to tell her not to bury me or burn me
The stench came first, the young man remembers. It was as if someone had grabbed him by the ankles, turned him upside down
Let’s check the terminal and see what jobs might be available to match your skill set, the interviewer said. The young man
Spread 'Em for Anyone Edna had always had trouble with men. It started in high school when Ed… big for her age, hosted the soccer… one by one, provided they won.
Yes, fifty years ago today it happened. Quite a story. He was your favorite uncle and he liked you a lot too. You were all torn up.
Phone rings. Wilbur answers it. “This is Grace. Is Thelma there?… “No,” says Wilbur. “She’s out won… “You mean wandering about?” ‘No, she used to wander about. No…