Ten years ago, when they were tykes just in their 70s, Melvin used to tell Emma eat your Wheaties
The ancient man with raspberry hives on his cheeks since childhood will live alone
The other day I was talking to a neighbor who said he has found a way to help the poor and improve our environment simultaneously. It’s no secret, he said, that we have a dire food shor...
A few years ago Herb Adams, a plumber by trade, went with his wife, Ellie, to her flower show where many ladies and a few men displayed their skill arranging flowers they had grown in t...
They have a few bucks, the 62 richest billionaires in the… The Big 62 have half as much weal… as the bottom half of the world’s… according to Oxfam International.
It’s your anniversary so you’re thinking steak but your wife wants ramen so you go to a nice place and order the fancy ramen
Fred and Martha have always voted the same way since their marriage long ago but not this time and Fred wondered why Martha was voting the other way
Sam’s collected knives for 50 year… and has 200, maybe more, relics from the Civil War and before. Someone gave him his first knife when he was 30 as a gift but
I told my wife the other night when she came back to bed my feet were cold so now’s the time for me to tell her not to bury me or burn me
Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow in February and says six more weeks of winter. That same day the first moth of spring lands on my storm door
This just in. In metro St. Louis last night a woman gave birth to a boy in the bathroom of her second-floor apartment.
Millie calls the hotel at midnight to tell Willie he didn’t do anythi… It’s the way he didn’t do anything… that’s the problem because a man d… send a girl yellow roses on Valent…
It was her birthday. She was only five the dawn we went out to look at roses in Grandma’s garden
How are things, Adolph? This is Brian, from NBC. Thanks for the interview. It will air in September if the network brings me back.
The tale’s a parable and it scares Bill more than any creepy clown hiding behind a tree