It’s a 50th anniversary dinner for Bernie and Blanche at the Elk… After dessert Blanche grabs the m… and primes the crowd by announcing… “Fifty year’s we’ve been married
He slaughters his hamburger steak with a fork and a butter knife, massacres ringlets of onions again and again thumps catsup all over
For some nervous wrecks a pill or two might help. For others
This traveling salesman has worn out six vans in 40 years and he hopes to retire soon. Age and illness
I don’t see her often since she died but when I do it’s eerie over there at dawn or dusk.
On their honeymoon he asked her not to sit down. Might bruise the peaches. Donal Mahoney
An incident in youth never meant to happen recorded on a pad to be read another time
After 50 years Wilma at her class reunion thinks Waldo’s changed with age that he’s nice now, not the snake she wed
On a sunny day in Harvard Yard blonde from Norway weds son of chieftain from Rwanda after
It was the first time that senators had been asked to go home and address parent-teacher meetings at all the middle schools in their states. Each had been given a sheet of talking point...
If the poor we will always have with us, then the rich we will have with us as well. Our system gives birth to both. Greed is part of man’s nature,
A doctor by day Ralph spends his nights ordering tulip bulbs from Holland beautiful and rare
Sometimes a person can go too far, Mickey said, two stools over downing another beer,
Phil went to Memorial Park yester… on his crutches and saw new crosse… in the ground commemorating vetera… Must be a hundred more than last y… HIs brother’s cross is there, in…
“Quiet, please,” I tell her, “I want to hear the music.” She is sitting next to me again, this time on a paisley couch, a woman in a lime bikini I met