They had things in common, Paul and June, at an age when most boys and girls don’t and maybe that’s why they were the only couple in sixth grade dating, if you can call it that. This wa...
They got along fine lying down but sitting up or standing, well that was quite another thing. Talking made things worse. Lying down they found
Middle of the night someone’s in the house. Can’t be the wife asleep next to you. She’ll be mad
Sending out an address change to a friend I haven’t seen in 50 years, I say my wife and I are moving someplace new next month
Forget the fall equinox. Fall arrives when all the moths that dance on summer nights around the porch light disappear when the first cold dawn appears.
We’ve moved my wife and I from home to the last place we’ll ever live and she wants to know why
A good reason to get married, Tim told me before he died, is you need a driver to take you home from a colonoscopy. When cancer runs in the family
A long time ago you bothered him somehow. Since then he has bothered you back. You don’t know how or
“We had the other ones done there,… “Why not go there again? Everythi… No complications. Who cares about… Bunch of do-gooders with hidden ca… “I don’t care about the publicity,…
Old Sam in Room 322 at the nursing home asked the nurse to push his bed near the window because in October he likes to watch the l…
You have to have regulations in any industry, the hog farmer told the slaughter house CEO visiting his farm that day. Otherwise raising hogs
There’s a moral to this story. Police in St. Louis have arrested a teen for felony auto theft. They asked her why she did it. She said the owners didn’t
Being bipolar isn’t easy but it’s tougher when you’re poor and have to walk rather than ride
Far away and long ago stuff happened in Gramps’ life that he’d like to forget but he can’t, even though he can’t always remember what he had for breakfast, lunch or dinner. But anything...
When you were a boy in 1948 living on a block of bungalows in Chicago right after WWII you had a red wagon you pulled behind your mother