On Sundays Walter gives Pastor J… magazines to read along with comments on his sermons. The pastor loves the magazines but Walter is leaving for another…
The old man crossing the street has a bad limp we try to ignore. No one wants to look
One, a nun, has her transfer in her hand. She’s silently praying. Another, a hooker, has her income in her purse.
What if after Browne has gone one of us discovers who Browne was… leads the rally to his room before the maid has time to broom the web… retrieve from underneath the bed
Dive under any skirt that floats your way, Amish or otherwise, metaphorically speaking.
Sometimes an egg comes out of a chicken Sometimes a poem comes out of a title Sometimes a chicken
It’s almost time for the Academy… Theaters are showing their best mo… and someone I know wants to go. I used to pay 15 cents to see Roy… in black and white cowboy up on Tr…
When Homer stubs his toe or bumps his elbow, the pain is always piercing but Homer’s a pious man so swearing isn’t for him.
An incident in youth never meant to happen recorded on a pad to be read another time
River rafting in Montana is a fine way to spend your vacation but it’s not the same as river rafting in Zimbabwe.
Story in the paper this morning almost ruined breakfast. In a rural county far from where… the natives shoot stray dogs on si… In my city, an agency picks up str…
It’s never what she says always how she says it and how she stands when she says it and what she says
After all these years my wife at the ironing board, perfect in panties. Donal Mahoney
If the goal of business is to make a profit and it is—and if the goal of government is to take care of people
Jim Daley and Joe McCarthy had something in common. They died at 80 going to the bathroom in the middle of the night. Walt O’Brien, their protege, found this out when he called the home...