(2001)
#HumourLife
By Stanley Collymore Congratulations, offered by me most openly but undoubtedly likewise quite sarcastically to the Daily Mail quite specifica…
By Stanley Collymore Fifty-one years ago, precisely on… Barbados acquired its independence… with that decisive declaration bec… and independent country amongst th…
By Stanley Collymore Heil Neil Coyle! A casual greeti… respect for this man who the entir… doesn’t even know exists let alone… is the incumbent MP for Bermondse…
By Stanley Collymore Slept fitfully during the night va… to the loo, an urgent necessity I… of incontinence I’ve been irritati… continues to have its sway. The af…
By Stanley Collymore I’ve given you the present of life My darling child; now do me The honour of doing Something truly
By Stanley Collymore I want you, even desperately need… find myself unable to adequately e… in words how much I actually do, l… manifest the overwhelming degree o…
By Stanley Collymore I don’t sleep with strangers, I’l… Have you know! Have sex With them, yes– but Not sleep with
By Stanley Collymore I don’t know your marital status a… circumstances I’m equally unaware… same I’m inclined not to care; for… overriding desire: selfish though…
By Stanley Collymore This actually self-serving and misguided pillock, literally without a feasible clue, is obviously publicly simply sugge…
By Stanley Collymore In the frenzied and thoughtless se… for love its true meaning and purp… are frequently advantageously or else conveniently overlooked;
By Stanley Collymore Twenty one years have passed and j… served while those responsible for… unnerved by any criticism levelled… much less any guilt generated on t…
By Stanley Collymore This is a direct result of NHS s… failure to provide a generally decent level of service. Sackings are long overdue of the l…
By Stanley Collymore Look at the vast number of police officers they have guarding the door of what’s undoubtedly a rather posh private hospital! Sh…
By Stanley Collymore An absolute human calamity! But which, however, comes more naturally to some people than effectively the automatic cap…
By Stanley Collymore Do bugger off! Whatever you call yourself and take your bloody reindeer with you! And truly put bluntly, it might be OK for s…