When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves
I don’t get mad I get odd
Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…
We believe that God is being because it’s our only way to access God as meaning
That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery
But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right
While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house
If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint
The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about
Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin
Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga
The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin