Because, Because, Because, Because, Because
When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality
You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart
That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery
As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number
I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave
Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.
The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation
Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain
Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries
It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak