As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever
Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world
My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too
If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled
The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals
Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers
The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least
Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh
Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence
Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–