Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down

Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…

Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us

The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love

What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job

Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week

The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…

The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…